The Kitty Forum: Weekly observations from Felis Domesticus

My name is Oliver. You need to know one thing. I rule this house. Don't mess with Morgan....ever. If you do, you'll sleep with the fishes (which I eat, by the way). And now a word from Priscilla and Calvin, aka The Peanut Gallery.

Hi, my name is Priscilla, and the oreo-looking fella is Calvin (he has no sense of modesty). We used to rule this house, but Princess Morgan has usurped our authority, not to mention she consistently interrupts our precious nap time (23 out of 24 hours on a typical day).

Seriously, we love our little Morgan, and we are her new bodyguards so beware! We are trained, vicious attack cats (during the 1 hour/day we're awake), so tread carefully around our lil' peanut!

Next week: Logan and Willow introduce themselves!